I Cant Believe You Sucked A Negro 09

Look, I know that my penis is tiny and my obsession with golf bores you to death. But, that is no reason for you to run off and fornicate with Negroes. When you married me, you knew that it would mean a life of financial stability and joyless sex. That should be a fair exchange and should spare me from having to taste black sperm on your lips when I kiss you. Is this too much to ask?